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All Flogbot9000 wants is to make you happy, to see you smile, to earn your praise and approval. It’s in his programming. But the real tragedy is that he has no idea what you like, and he will misread you and misfire and never ever, not once, get it right. And the more he fails the impress you, the harder he tries, and on and on, until the only thing that would, in fact, make either of you happy would be if he had an OFF switch. Which he doesn’t.
