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Squidgrizzle is always right by the phone when you call, always ready to go when you are, always there with a “yes” and an “oh, you bet!” no matter what foul adventure you ask him to join. He’s never said no, to anyone or anything, never thought for one minute that you’d take advantage of his earnest eager demeanor to get him to do something dirty, or illegal, or just plain wrong. If you ask, he’s on it, no questions, no hesitation, but always with that look over his shoulder to make sure you appreciate it, to be absolutely certain that his humiliating descent into the foggy bottom of morality brings happiness to your cruel, cruel heart.
