Monsters With Issues

Sporkface has it all. Friends. Rave reviews. Fancy watches. Fans and investors on every continent. A swingin’ pad. A sweet ride. A million followers. Sponsorship deals. Utensils who’ll bend to his every whim, who’ll do anything, anytime, for any reason.

Also, a side project with huge potential. A killer body. A clean bill of health. Powerful allies. Bouncy sneakers. And great skin.

If only he wasn’t so totally, so completely, so very very angry about everything else. If only he could enjoy it all, for even a single second, instead of fuming over this, and that, and the other thing that he cannot control. If only having it all meant that you did.