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Dethhöp needs a friend. Do you want to be his friend? That’d be great. So great. The best.
Seriously, thanks. He needs this. Especially after that last so-called buddy of his followed him down some hole and came out in thirteen pieces.
And then how they found his only other friend floating in the river, missing all his bones and organs, just a floppy wet sack of skin.
They’d been having so much fun together, too.
I mean, wow, this is terrific. So nice of you. He’s been really broken up since last year, when his school pal from way back fell asleep hanging upside-down from a tree branch, his body pale and stiff, his eyes wide open and white as soymilk. He’s still there, too, his feet bound in thick red sap that’s dripping down his legs and attracting just the biggest flies you’ve ever seen.
Anyway. Real nice of you. Guy can’t handle being so lonely. Makes him a little, you know, just a little crazy.
